Ringo Starr Jokes

How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.

How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in

What do you call a drummer wearing a 3 piece suit?
The defendant

What did the drummer get on the IQ test?
Drool

Did you hear the drummer locked the keys in the band van? It took him 8 hours to get the bass player out........