Black Gold

Apologies to Maine's Joe Perham.

"Oley Ollson got his new car, and picked up one of them smart-aleck Conan boys on High Street.

"How do you like this new manure spreader, Oley?"

"I don't know, you're the first load I've hauled in it."


CALGARY -- It may come out the wrong end of a farm animal, but you won't catch Scott Dick calling it waste.

"It's nutrients," corrects Mr. Dick, an agronomist with Agra-Gold Consulting Ltd., based outside Winnipeg. "To me, it's a valuable resource."

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