The "Evil" Musical Instrument

Bob Pinciotti quotes from "That 70's Show"

Bob: "Hit him with a banjo."

Red gives him the Look.

Red: "A banjo, Bob?"

Bob: "What? I'm helping!"

Red: "Where's he gonna to get a banjo?"

Bob: "I dunno! But I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once, and he went down."

Red: "Hitting a guy with a banjo is dirty. You want to knee him in the groin."

Bob: "You can hit him in the groin with a banjo."

In another episode Bob advises Red to help Kitty get over her menopause by "getting her a banjo."

When a skeptical Red asks "A banjo, Bob?", Bob answers that "I can't hold a banjo and not smile."

Red sarcastically replies that "you can't hold a potato chip and not smile."

Bob then immediately proceeds to smile and agrees.

History of the evil banjo...

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