Phil Austin's latest: "The Regional American Surrealist Cookbook".
One of the recipes:
"KANSAS CITY OYSTERS
Submitted by: Big "Chief" Tom of Kansas City, Kansas
INGREDIENTS:
Cab fare
1 doz. oysters
1 gal. bourbon whiskey
Get oysters drunk on whiskey. Put them in a cab. Give driver cab fare and tell him to take them to Kansas City."