Ground School?

Training for the Mile High Club, no doubt...

"HARRISBURG, Pa. - An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080520/ap_on_fe_st/odd_naked_pilot_1;_ylt=Amt7dpiw6HLUQCDTb8zlslME1vAI